And ye, for several days the man known as ‘Rob’ had not blogged. Desolation and dispare wept into the hearts and minds of the avid readers. Despondency reduced the web traffic to a crawl and comments fell into oblivion.
But ‘Rob’, entity and person, was in good spirits and largely good health. Minor complaints affected his body, but irrational exuberance was low. “Sleep is the answer!” cried the masses, and correct they were in the mass diagnosis.
And lo, at the advent of evening; ‘Rob’, man and scholor, will retire to bed at a good and proper hour, with enriching and long sleep to follow.
It is hoped that this will restore enthusiasm and give vim and vigor to ‘Rob’, may he rest in peace – and wake refreshed.