Bath time

I never really got the hang of baths and a long time ago I simply gave up on them. However I’ve been forced to re-address ‘bathing’ as our shower has broken.
One of the main problems I’ve had with baths in the past is that I don’t have the patience to let it fill up to a ‘reasonable’ level. So previous experiences have involved sitting in ankle deep water wondering what all the fuss is about. Yesterday I decided to get round this problem by leaving the bath running and doing a few chores and chatting to my housemates.

Things were already looking much better, the bath filled to a decent level in what seemed to be no time at all. Bubbles everywhere as I had the foresight to get some bubble bath on my way home from work.
I was determined that this bath was going to be different, and I would finally ‘get’ why so many people enjoy them.

I take you back to yesterday evenings events:
I climb in and sit down. The temperature is pleasent, but after about five seconds I can’t help but wonder ‘how does this get me clean?’ I try the usual washing actions but somehow it doesn’t seem like enough. I lie down and ponder for a while. This is quite relaxing and I begin to get an idea of the ‘point’ of baths.
I can’t relax for long though, there’s only one bathroom in the house and I have things to do. With a sigh I reach for the familiarity of the shower gel and wash.
Now I’m clean and the water is murky, I can’t wait to get out.

So after this experience; my opinion of baths?

Well I think they are more for relaxing if you want/have some time for yourself. If you want to get clean, use a shower.

Or buy a sponge.

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5 Responses to Bath time

  1. freaky says:

    as this under humor section i thought i wud reply wid a off topic, joke of the day…

    Why was the lion lost in the jungle?

    cause the junglist massive!
    slow people (pete) : jungle is massive. . .

  2. Pete says:

    Wanna battle me? I’ll p**s all over your crappy non-beatmatching Numarks!
    (BTW, if we’re gonna battle, can I borrow your amp and speaxers? ;-P)

  3. Prophecy says:

    Lions in the jungle and D.J Battling? Responces to “Bath Time”? I’m confused. Randomness making my brain ache!

  4. Pete says:

    Well, you are quite small…!

  5. freaky says:

    ha u suk, i u may win da battle, but my sound system will kick any ass, and make you tremble to the ground! n in a month when i get 2 250w bass horns u wont stand, all u can do is lie in ur room with ur ear to the ground cryin at the bass u can hear to from me systems!!! (don’t understand, quote pete-bitch match)

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